This is how I imagine it: an old man, dressed like a vagrant in oil-stained denim, wearing a mesh ball-cap with the embroidered logo of some farm equipment company. He’s shuffling along a thin gravel drive, carrying a rake, maybe a spade. Read More
This originally appeared in Word Riot
First, you have to make sure there are no familiar vehicles in the hotel parking lot. Do this, but make sure that The Girl Who Isn't Your Girlfriend doesn't notice; do it while she's digging through the backseat of her car, searching for her overnight bag.
This originally appeared in LWOT Magazine
Title: An Intricate Confluence of Merciful Happenings.
Book Jacket: Black and white photograph of a girl (preferably shoeless) staring solemnly into the distance, standing in an autumnal forest. Read More